if it's something major, it's on my pager

I didn't ask for a shrink - that must've been somebody else. Also, that pudding isn't mine. Also, I'm wearing this suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning and I don't have a crying problem.

ahhhhh, a favorite quote of mine from punch drunk love.

we are in the seventh inning stretch o the day. a tennessee preacher has been found shot dead and his wife and three girls are missing. cnn.com has reported a newspiece involving a "droopy pants suspect" who was chased by car and foot by the LAPD. a 24-year-old woman who has been missing since age 14 was found two blocks away from her father in the home of a middle school crossing guard.

meanwhile, in holland, the sun is shining and i'm barely awake. lately i've been thinking what fun it would be to go to summer for a long weekend getaway. oh god summer unhhhhhhhhh iloveyousomuch. please hurry. oh yes and please let time turn back so i can be a kid in school who doesn't do crap during the warm months. or please give me a teaching certificate.